American Idol Contestant: At least I don't use autotune Demi Lovato: *gasp* Simon Cowell: *Derp face* Britney Spears: Who let you on stage? Me: Who let you out of rehab?
- Britney Spears
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been ...
- Justin Bieber
Keep up the great work President Barry! Best Commander in Chief since Bill Clinton -- and don't forget it!!
- Barack Obama