S.M.F. (Mzdemeanor) - Opinions

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252 love 40 hate 90stweet hate Advice hate Afternoon hate Aka love Alcoholabuse hate Allbad hate Approve hate Arealman hate Artest hate Attitude hate Aww love Badidea hate Ballgame hate Basicbitch hate Basketballwives hate Bball love Bbq love Beat love Becareful hate Betawards hate Bills hate Blackberry hate Blackboard hate Boondocks hate Boots love Bossbitchmusic hate Brainwashed hate Bucketlist hate Calmdown hate Cellblock6 hate Checkthatnigga hate Chocolate love Ciaa hate Ckin hate Cmonson hate Conference hate Confession hate Conversing hate Corona love Cvs hate Dead hate Deletemynumber hate Dirk love Dmv love Dobetter hate Dogs hate Dontaskmeshit hate Doover hate Dora The Exlporer love Episode love Fact hate Feelin hate Freewayne hate Friendzone hate Funnystory hate Ghetto hate Goingtogetlockedup hate Goodnite hate Gotobed hate Grades hate Greenville love Hairybox hate Hawthorne hate Heat hate Hellno hate Hip Hop love Hiphop love Holding hate Honey hate Hoodtweet hate Hook hate Hov hate I2step hate Ialreadyknow hate Iconfess hate Ihate hate Ihatewhen hate Iknowwhatimdoing hate Imaddicted hate Imagination hate Imdone hate In2010 hate Insects hate Insecure hate Instantturnoffs hate Itsdisappointingtoknow hate Jail hate Kandionustream hate Kickin love Kickrocks hate Kkn hate Kkn love Knockkneed hate Kohl love Laila love Lame hate Lastpiece hate Leggoduke hate Letsbehonest hate Letstalkaboutpep hate Lmn hate Lonelytweet hate Lookin love Lookitup hate Lovehate hate Management hate Mapquest hate Marchmadness hate Marchmadness love Massage hate Mavs hate Mcdonalds hate Mcdonalds love Media hate Meredith hate Miserable hate Mjb love Molasses hate Moscato hate Mute hate Nccu hate Nccu love Ncstate hate Ncstate love Ncstatetweet hate Nevermind hate Newmoon hate Noeyecandy hate Nomethods hate Noprogress hate Notaword hate Noturningbacknow hate Old School love Oldsoul hate Oneofmyfollowers hate Onetime hate Onetimefor hate Overtime hate Pause hate Photoshoot hate Police hate Policewomenofmemphis hate Policewomentofmemphis hate Preggo hate Quality hate Randomthought hate Rayj hate Reception hate Refreshercourse hate Refs hate Rem hate Rematch hate Rihanna hate Riptherunway hate Rtp hate Rule hate Saltwater hate Sample love Shawu hate Shoes love Shoutout hate Shutup hate Sleepy hate Slowdown hate Smash hate Smdh hate Smh hate Sn love Snitches hate Snooze hate Songsihate hate Sos hate Soul love Spooky hate Stalk hate Stillnotinterested hate Stoptheviolence hate Swag hate Syracuse hate Tangent hate Tank love Tcap hate Thatisall hate Thegame hate Thingslamessay hate Tooearly hate Torn hate Track love Troubleshooting hate Tts hate Tvone hate Twitterafterdark hate Uainthittinitright hate Unrealistic hate Urlame hate Vision hate Walmart hate Wangwednesday hate Weaintfriends hate Weak hate Weekend hate Welfare love Weoffthat hate Whatchilliwants hate Wheniwasafreshman hate Whereimfrom hate Wii hate Word hate Worstfeeling hate Wth hate Yuck hate
  • @Ducedatruth RT: @MzDemeanor no doubt love 252 bout to shut Raleigh down >>U know how we do! Have fun and b safe. #pourup

    Fri 30 Apr at 11:21 PM on 252 love

  • RT @LaFemmeChristin: I fuckin hate 40 east AND west!!! #underconstruction>>under destruction

    Sat 10 Apr at 01:38 PM on 40 hate

  • This lady n my class just said "bomb diggity." #90stweet #fail

    Thu 25 Mar at 07:27 PM on 90stweet hate

  • #advice never call a nice person "infamous." It is n no way equivalent 2 "famous." #fail on my part. #sorry

    Wed 27 Jan at 09:45 AM on Advice hate

  • @King_Deon RT: I hate morning classes. I hate afternoon classes. I hate night classes. I hate when I dream I'm in class. >>lol I feel u fam

    Wed 21 Apr at 08:55 AM on Afternoon hate

  • RT @Ducedatruth: @MzDemeanor exploring the world wide web love>>aka watching porn. Lol!

    Mon 03 May at 04:17 AM on Aka love

  • Idk if I'm more mad about the drink or the carpet. #alcoholabuse #fail

    Sun 11 Jul at 03:38 AM on Alcoholabuse hate

  • lmmfao! #fail #allbad

    Wed 14 Jul at 12:55 AM on Allbad hate

  • Majera is being a bitch. #thatisall I do NOT #approve of this behavior. He was about to slap the fan's camera out his hand. #fail

    Sun 25 Apr at 09:03 PM on Approve hate

  • #arealman doesn't have half naked profile pics. #fail

    Tue 19 Jan at 02:03 PM on Arealman hate

  • RT @Ducedatruth: Where is Dallas ma'am? Lmao RT @MzDemeanor Artest sucks! I don't give a shit what yall say.>O they chillin. Lol

    + View all 1 msgs | Thu 03 Jun at 09:32 PM on Artest hate

  • I miss an old friend but he has an insecure/retarded ass gf and my attitude SUCKS!!!!!!!! So........YEA. I'll just #keepitmoving

    + View all 2 msgs | Mon 17 May at 12:07 AM on Attitude hate

  • RT @Ducedatruth: @MzDemeanor I'm proud of you for finishing your paper...keep up the good work love>>aww. Thanks hun.

    Wed 17 Mar at 06:13 PM on Aww love

  • I let my jacket air dry so it wouldn't shrink in the dryer. #badidea Shit smells like old people closets. #fail

    Sat 10 Apr at 12:24 PM on Badidea hate

  • @iamCharda RT: @MzDemeanor that's for you my luv. I'm gonna drink sum soda & enjoy the #ballgame >>LMAO #fail

    Thu 29 Apr at 03:54 PM on Ballgame hate

  • This #basicbitch on Media Takeout is in the bathroom bent over taking pics of herself and her baby's in the bathroom. #fail

    Wed 07 Apr at 01:35 AM on Basicbitch hate

  • "She doesn't take no responsibility.." Bitch wtf r u tryna say? #fail #basketballwives

    Sun 16 May at 10:08 PM on Basketballwives hate

  • RT @naebabyy: chick said her fav. movie was love&bball and didn't even know what a power forward was -_- you officially need to die

    + View all 1 msgs | Sat 17 Jul at 03:35 PM on Bball love

  • @TheGreatEGrant I think it's really good b/c I love BBQ. They sell all the pig from the rooter to the tooter. lol. It's a nice lil spot.

    Wed 24 Mar at 05:50 PM on Bbq love

  • Do yall realize that Quest Love beat drums the whole damn show?!

    Sat 17 Jul at 01:13 AM on Beat love

  • #onetimefor the bitches that call the cops on dude cuz they're mad. #becareful #fail

    Thu 15 Apr at 11:48 AM on Becareful hate

  • Is that a sham in her pocket? #fail #betawards

    + View all 1 msgs | Sun 27 Jun at 06:48 PM on Betawards hate

  • RT @DJLego305: What's poppin twam...just finished paying all my bills for the month SMH damn I hate bills..I need (cont) http://tl.gd/mcu00

    Tue 30 Mar at 10:01 PM on Bills hate

  • @LaFemmeChristin apparently. I called him & next thing I know my #blackberry is lighting up w/ a fool ass e-mail asking me that. #fail

    Tue 06 Apr at 10:12 PM on Blackberry hate

  • This nigga done went to Malaysia. lol #fail #boondocks

    Sun 11 Jul at 11:55 PM on Boondocks hate

  • Monica's shoe game is #ooc. I love boots and her boots are ALWAYS fly.

    Mon 22 Mar at 06:58 PM on Boots love

  • I gotta make myself a copy of #bossbitchmusic while I'm bullshittin. I've been listening online and making others copies. #fail

    Fri 19 Mar at 11:50 PM on Bossbitchmusic hate

  • 4 the 1st time n my life, I feel #brainwashed. When I'm talking 2 ppl I'm tryna think of the database the shit they saying is n. #fail

    Thu 25 Feb at 06:42 PM on Brainwashed hate

  • @CmeCmoney lmao Man #calmdown. And I 4got 2 tell u..I looked at Karahji the other day and she said "What u lookin at?" #fail

    Tue 30 Mar at 07:02 PM on Calmdown hate

  • Disassociated Personality Disorder? So that was ol girl who committed that crime and not you? #fail #cellblock6

    Fri 30 Jul at 12:28 AM on Cellblock6 hate

  • @LaFemmeChristin bitches don't know how to do that anymore. #fail #checkthatnigga

    Mon 19 Apr at 12:10 AM on Checkthatnigga hate

  • T.O. has the nicest skin!! I love chocolate men. I don't think he's sexy but he has the PERFECT skin tone.

    Mon 19 Jul at 12:02 AM on Chocolate love

  • RT @MissChavalz: RT @MzDemeanor: None of my followers r going 2 #CIAA??!!! #fail<Chevy will be in the building!!!!!>>>That's wsup!! #imcrunk

    Wed 13 Jan at 02:21 PM on Ciaa hate

  • RT @DamienDW: #WeWontLast Becuz ur SENSE of HUMOR f*ckin SUCKS... #LameAss

    Tue 06 Jul at 02:01 AM on Ckin hate

  • @The_Wally lol AWWW! #Cmonson! & my phone rang as soon as u said that. #fail

    Fri 02 Apr at 08:36 AM on Cmonson hate

  • @cartier85 "The $ is the motive." I hate conference calls too. Have fun

    Tue 10 Nov at 12:11 PM on Conference hate

  • #confession my 1st Blackberry had no apps on it & I aint use it 4 shit other than the basics. Lol #fail

    Thu 14 Jan at 09:04 AM on Confession hate

  • @4eva_Ivory RT: Did Toya just say conversating..oh God #fail >>Very good. #conversing

    Tue 15 Jun at 10:29 PM on Conversing hate

  • Corona is cool but Ima have to make a cup of #Belvenade. #wantsome?

    Wed 14 Jul at 11:20 PM on Corona love

  • So y did my mom just say her and the women from the church should do a "Washington Housewives?" #dead #fail #stopnow

    Mon 21 Jun at 12:36 AM on Dead hate

  • @ShwayShWayans RT: If I got U pregnant #DeleteMyNumber >>lol #fail

    Tue 13 Jul at 01:17 AM on Deletemynumber hate

  • I love Dirk.

    Sun 14 Feb at 11:24 PM on Dirk love

  • @MzGetMoni hahaha!! lol I'm for real tho. U probably can't tell b/c you are from there. I love DMV accents. lol

    + View all 1 msgs | Thu 24 Jun at 11:26 PM on Dmv love

  • @whoisejones I gave you a bday shoutout the other nite at around midnight and u didn't even acknowledge me. #fail #dobetter

    Sun 21 Feb at 02:32 PM on Dobetter hate

  • I hate dogs. Well, all dogs except those lil teacup yorkies. Ima get me 1 when I move n the fall. I aint ready rite now.

    Sun 23 May at 03:30 PM on Dogs hate

  • How u gon ask me a questionand then tell me what u think? #fail #dontaskmeshit

    Wed 31 Mar at 03:20 PM on Dontaskmeshit hate

  • @badskinwavyhair lmao!!! I forgot all about it! U #fail TERRIBLY!! #doover lol

    Mon 15 Feb at 12:38 AM on Doover hate

  • @badskinwavyhair lol. My lil cousin and goddaughter LOVE Dora. I need to invest in that company.

    Tue 06 Apr at 01:30 AM on Dora The Exlporer love

  • @ZayNova22 RT: @MzDemeanor so the dmx episode is pretty good? Thank goodness for dvr lol >>Yea man. It's good.

    Mon 07 Jun at 08:30 PM on Episode love

  • #fact I was in a relationship with a bum for like 3 years. #fail "Players fuck up." *Day Day's voice*

    + View all 3 msgs | Thu 22 Apr at 11:05 AM on Fact hate

  • smh I hate feelin like this but I do. My gut never steers me wrong.

    Sun 11 Jul at 11:29 PM on Feelin hate

  • #random I plan to be at @liltunechi's concert when he gets out. #freewayne He should've got locked up during the winter. #fail

    Sat 22 May at 11:42 PM on Freewayne hate

  • @4eva_Ivory yea but I gave u more data to study and u didn't report back. #fail. But it's ok. #friendzone

    Sat 24 Jul at 01:03 AM on Friendzone hate

  • #funnystory 2 ppl asked me y I didn't tell them I was goin out 4 lunch yesterday b/c they couldve got smthn 2. #fail

    Wed 10 Mar at 12:58 PM on Funnystory hate

  • #onetimefor the #ghetto bitch leanin out her dorm window tellin anotha chick 2 bring her ass upstairs & talk that shit. #fail #nccu shit

    Thu 18 Mar at 05:02 PM on Ghetto hate

  • So my lil cousin just told me that he sells gas for the lo. *confused face* #fail #goingtogetlockedup

    Sun 11 Jul at 04:01 AM on Goingtogetlockedup hate

  • Its so cold at my job I don't even know what 2 put on. #fail. I can't even look cute at work. Lol. #goodnite, 4real this time.

    Thu 22 Apr at 01:49 AM on Goodnite hate

  • This nigga @ the club like we aint just get skunked by MD 2day. #fail #gotobed

    Sun 24 Jan at 01:17 AM on Gotobed hate

  • #wheniwasafreshman I partied Thursday-Sunday and still made it to my 8:05 classes...but my grades SUCKED! lol

    Thu 27 May at 09:30 PM on Grades hate

  • RT @Ducedatruth People in the 336 love Greenville to death >>really?

    Thu 22 Jul at 12:38 PM on Greenville love

  • @iamCharda lmao *outburst @ work* that's what I was thinking. U know I'm on your side w/that 1. #fail 4 smashing #hairybox

    Tue 26 Jan at 11:39 AM on Hairybox hate

  • Y is this bitch still acting like she's the head of hospital? #fail #hawthorne

    Tue 22 Jun at 09:41 PM on Hawthorne hate

  • #arealman asks a lady out on a date instead of asking her if he can come chill @ the crib. #hellno #fail

    Tue 19 Jan at 12:19 PM on Hellno hate

  • Now if u TRULY follow me you'll know I love #hiphop but nothing moves my soul like some good ol #gospelmusic.

    Sun 02 May at 09:12 PM on Hiphop love

  • @Southern_Bell3 lol!! I HATE holding hands solely b/c of that! Holding hands is personal to me. lol. #teamsweatypalmsfornodamnreason lol

    Sun 23 May at 01:06 AM on Holding hate

  • @keeliante lol. ILL! I will NEVER try that! I HATE honey mustard! Lol

    Fri 16 Jul at 09:14 AM on Honey hate

  • I need somebody to submit my homework for me. Any takers? #hoodtweet lol. I used up my free trial. #fail

    Wed 26 May at 09:17 PM on Hoodtweet hate

  • @Ducedatruth #thanks. Bitches will be dancing to a track about stank coochie and burnt toenails. But all they know is the #hook. #fail

    Thu 11 Feb at 12:30 AM on Hook hate

  • #mm "Hate" Hov and Ye

    Mon 14 Jun at 05:21 PM on Hov hate

  • Just made eye contact wit a man my pop's age. #fail. No sir, I don't wanna dance. #i2step

    Sun 28 Mar at 01:05 AM on I2step hate

  • @iamCharda lol #fail I was about to ask who but no names needed. #ialreadyknow lol

    Mon 14 Jun at 12:41 AM on Ialreadyknow hate

  • #iconfess one time I busted out the bathroom thinking I was sexy and had toilet paper hanging out the back of my dress. #fail

    + View all 1 msgs | Sat 03 Jul at 12:43 AM on Iconfess hate

  • #ihate when a good game plays on a non-HD channel. #fail put Dook on 1 of those channels & let the good teams get some HD coverage. Lol

    Sat 30 Jan at 02:05 PM on Ihate hate

  • #ihatewhen a hiphop website gets me crunk about a "new R. Kelly track" and I done heard the shit before. #fail

    Tue 02 Mar at 10:26 PM on Ihatewhen hate

  • I lol at these "computer experts" who are new, ask me a question, and then tell me what the online document says. #fail #iknowwhatimdoing

    Sat 03 Apr at 11:54 AM on Iknowwhatimdoing hate

  • I ran outta vitamin water. #fail #imaddicted

    Sat 23 Jan at 03:08 AM on Imaddicted hate

  • So Big Daddy Kane got braces. #fail This nigga is 63 with braces and he's been rich since when? #imdone

    Tue 22 Jun at 11:15 PM on Imdone hate

  • #fact I have not had my toes sucked #in2010. #fail

    Tue 13 Apr at 03:00 PM on In2010 hate

  • I made it in the house. #smh I swear I hate insects and rodents. Death and insects spook me the fuck OUT! #punkbitchtweet

    Fri 21 May at 12:54 AM on Insects hate

  • The strip club is not cheating. Yall stop being so d@mn uptight. #fail #insecure (#KandiOnUstream live at http://ustre.am/5siz )

    Wed 21 Apr at 10:46 PM on Insecure hate

  • #instantturnoffs a nigga who gets off work & comes str8 2 the house ready 2 go on a date. Umm....did u wash yo balls? #fail

    Sat 24 Apr at 03:05 PM on Instantturnoffs hate

  • #itsdisappointingtoknow that most men refer 2 women as bitches, hoes, etc. #fail

    Sun 04 Jul at 12:01 AM on Itsdisappointingtoknow hate

  • I can't even have my phone out?? What is this #jail? #fail

    Thu 25 Feb at 10:40 AM on Jail hate

  • Bout 2 get my toes repainted real quick. Looks like I've been kickin rocks & its only been a week. #fail

    Sat 26 Jun at 05:29 PM on Kickin love

  • This man just said "I need sm sugar n my coffee. Stick your finger n here." #fail #kickrocks

    Sat 10 Apr at 10:55 AM on Kickrocks hate

  • As much as I love #kkn I can't do reruns. Yall gotta give us 2 episodes next week. lol

    Wed 14 Jul at 10:23 PM on Kkn love

  • @MissChavalz lmao. U r stupid!! #knockkneed. But man I'm eating up all the cheese I cut up for my damn macaroni. #fail

    Sun 23 May at 03:55 PM on Knockkneed hate

  • I love Kohl's

    Sat 23 Jan at 04:31 PM on Kohl love

  • I love Laila Ali!! Her attitude reminds me of somebody else's I know. #mine lol

    Sun 27 Jun at 08:05 PM on Laila love

  • Chilli got a show?! #welldamn I know that's gon be #lame b/c Kandi already said she's secretive about everything. #fail

    Mon 08 Mar at 10:18 PM on Lame hate

  • RT @iamCharda: RT @badskinwavyhair: #LeggoDuke>>#fail

    Sun 14 Mar at 02:27 PM on Leggoduke hate

  • #letsbehonest I'm mad we lost. Now I'm walkin around dressed like a blood 4 nothn. #fail

    Mon 25 Jan at 09:23 PM on Letsbehonest hate

  • I've never had a dude smell my damn breast. What kinda mess is that? #fail #letstalkaboutpep

    Mon 22 Feb at 10:31 PM on Letstalkaboutpep hate

  • I wish my mom would hand me a damn notepad after I told her I'm pregant and didn't plan it. #lmn #fail

    Sun 21 Feb at 09:54 PM on Lmn hate

  • I haven't been dinner in............4.5 months. #fail #lonelytweet

    Wed 19 May at 11:56 AM on Lonelytweet hate

  • @_Spank_ Faison Love lookin muthafucka

    Tue 25 May at 01:55 PM on Lookin love

  • How r u 30 & on FB talkin abt haters & gossip? #fail Some of yall need a fuckin shrink. Thats sm prepubescent shit. #lookitup

    Thu 08 Jul at 09:59 AM on Lookitup hate

  • I have been sitting on my black ass for hours. #fail. I have to do some work tomorrow. Thanks to @iamcharda for the reminder. #lovehate

    Tue 16 Feb at 12:07 AM on Lovehate hate

  • I hate management. Y r u walking by my desk looking? FOH

    Thu 08 Jul at 02:14 PM on Management hate

  • @CPSkinny yea it is. U need 2 get on yahoo maps & look it up b4 Loreal uses #mapquest instead. #fail lol you're welcome tho

    Tue 19 Jan at 12:32 PM on Mapquest hate

  • Being at work during #marchmadness sucks

    Sat 13 Mar at 03:32 PM on Marchmadness hate

  • Kentucky knows they ain't even have to do Tennessee like that. lol. I love #marchmadness.

    Sat 13 Mar at 03:32 PM on Marchmadness love

  • I need a #massage bad. My back is showin out. #fail

    Thu 22 Apr at 07:04 PM on Massage hate

  • The #mavs are getting their asses kicked right now. #fail

    Wed 21 Apr at 11:23 PM on Mavs hate

  • @JPOPEIII RT: Sooo apparently I should hate McDonalds musical commercials. Lol >>lol YES U SHOULD!!

    Tue 06 Jul at 11:57 PM on Mcdonalds hate

  • @JPOPEIII RT: I love McDonalds musical commercials. Ima put 'em on my cell phone.>The shit offends me. I just w8 for Jed and Toby 2 pop out

    Tue 06 Jul at 11:47 PM on Mcdonalds love

  • @NikkiNicole08 Girl you should've known it was coming. smh I hate Media Takeout. But anyways, I'm glad Corey is doing well. GOD bless :)

    Tue 01 Jun at 03:19 PM on Media hate

  • RT @uloop_housing: @MzDemeanor there's lots of available housing near Meredith on Uloop at http://bit.ly/1IX3gU - #meredith>>#fail

    Wed 07 Apr at 03:09 PM on Meredith hate

  • Man how am I fallin asleep already? #fail #miserable UGH!! #lordhelpmeNOW

    Thu 28 Jan at 09:10 AM on Miserable hate

  • #nowplaying "Hood Love" MJB

    Wed 28 Apr at 11:00 AM on Mjb love

  • @Southern_Bell3 lmao!!!!!! I HATE molasses! Now that's some country shit FOR REAL! Bring yo ass back down here NOW! Get outta NY.

    Sun 13 Jun at 09:00 PM on Molasses hate

  • I should've went to Total Wine between these games. I think that bottle of #moscato I opened the other nite is flat. #fail

    + View all 2 msgs | Sun 25 Apr at 07:04 PM on Moscato hate

  • So I'm on the phone with this girl and when I ask her a question instead of saying "idk" she just sits quietly on the phone. #mute #fail

    Sat 08 May at 09:31 AM on Mute hate

  • @kooder32 RT: I picked the right day to come to campus. Free food! I love #nccu. Punk ass no money havin mothasuckas.>I'm not a fan #nccu

    Thu 22 Apr at 11:56 AM on Nccu love

  • I luv my Dean. She's #theshit. I wouldn't have known the Dean at #ncstate if I passed him n the street. #fail

    + View all 1 msgs | Wed 24 Mar at 05:02 PM on Ncstate hate

  • I love #ncstate for all the memories it gave me. Real talk.

    Tue 29 Jun at 11:34 PM on Ncstate love

  • I wanna go 2 the red & white game but I'm at work. #fail #ncstatetweet

    Sat 17 Apr at 10:16 AM on Ncstatetweet hate

  • @LaFemmeKristina lol. Nah she really was. #smh I know what that means. I only sleep like that after........#nevermind #fail #gross

    Wed 09 Jun at 12:08 AM on Nevermind hate

  • @RHEmarkable RT: why is #NewMoon trending again?>>I think that DVD must've dropped. #fail

    Sat 20 Mar at 04:23 PM on Newmoon hate

  • Its only 1 dude n here I can look @. Wsup wit that? #fail #noeyecandy

    Tue 26 Jan at 01:31 PM on Noeyecandy hate

  • @LaFemmeChristin I just hate working on some stuff b/c it's like some ol trial and error bullshit. #nomethods #fail

    Fri 16 Apr at 10:25 AM on Nomethods hate

  • I'm no advocate for marriage but I do NOT approve of being in a regular ass relationship for more than 5 years. #noprogress #fail

    Thu 20 May at 11:30 PM on Noprogress hate

  • Did he just say "creativeness?" #fail #notaword

    Sun 16 May at 09:11 PM on Notaword hate

  • @Charlesgagum RT: RT @turnpro09: #3wordsbeforesex raw dog cool? #insertshead #noturningbacknow-->lmao >>LOL #fail

    Tue 27 Apr at 06:48 PM on Noturningbacknow hate

  • @badskinwavyhair RT: Bumping Bobby Womack and Booty Collins #Oldsoul >>Booty or bootsy? #fail lol I luv Bobby Womack tho. YES YES!!

    Sat 22 May at 11:26 AM on Oldsoul hate

  • #oneofmyfollowers puts salt on his watermelon. lol #fail

    + View all 6 msgs | Mon 26 Jul at 10:08 PM on Oneofmyfollowers hate

  • #onetime 4 the shapeup I got n the back. Good thing I have long hair or I'd b a lil mad. #fail

    Sun 17 Jan at 01:23 PM on Onetime hate

  • #onetimefor the debt I'm in for going to college. #fail

    + View all 13 msgs | Thu 08 Jul at 01:10 AM on Onetimefor hate

  • Unwanted #overtime. #fail

    Sat 06 Mar at 05:14 PM on Overtime hate

  • @MissComplexity RT: #nowwatching "A thin line btw Love and Hate" #pause FOR THE FIRST TIME! >>*throws whole watermelon at you*

    Mon 14 Jun at 10:38 PM on Pause hate

  • @Southern_Bell3 AWWW THAT'S MY SHIT!! I accidentally pushed play at work and my headphones weren't plugged in 1 day. #photoshoot #fail lol

    Fri 21 May at 10:15 PM on Photoshoot hate

  • @MzGetMoni RT: I hate police >>#sideeye

    Thu 08 Jul at 11:47 PM on Police hate

  • so she snitchin on nat'l TV. "DATS MY BD!" #fail. I aint c SHIT! #policewomenofmemphis

    Fri 16 Jul at 01:39 AM on Policewomenofmemphis hate

  • No tags AND selling weed? #fail #policewomentofmemphis. They said their damn scale aint even big enough. lol

    Thu 29 Jul at 11:10 PM on Policewomentofmemphis hate

  • @The_Architect44 LOL!!! U a fool 4 that. I hate when ppl say that shit. #preggo #fail

    Thu 27 May at 03:27 PM on Preggo hate

  • My computer has me confused. It already has Skype on the HP Quickweb & it works but when I pull up Windows 7 the Video quality sucks. #fail

    Mon 12 Apr at 10:42 PM on Quality hate

  • So I've met 3 really fine white men in real life and 2 of them are dead. #fail #randomthought

    Sun 16 May at 10:59 PM on Randomthought hate

  • Did this bitch just say "conversated?!!!" #gtfoh. Bitch that aint a word! #converse #rayj #fail

    Mon 18 Jan at 09:33 PM on Rayj hate

  • #iwonder how many times my mom has tried calling me today. My cell phone reception SUCKS!!

    Sun 25 Apr at 08:55 PM on Reception hate

  • So I just stumped the librarian. #fail #refreshercourse

    Tue 02 Feb at 07:25 PM on Refreshercourse hate

  • @CPSkinny lol. Yea the refs sucked. & Rasheed FINALLY decided to chip in last night.

    Fri 04 Jun at 08:50 AM on Refs hate

  • Man I didn't know I was sleep til I woke up just now #REM #fail

    + View all 1 msgs | Fri 29 Jan at 10:42 AM on Rem hate

  • @badskinwavyhair RT: Let's Go STATE >>LOL. Somebody wants a #rematch. #fail

    Sat 13 Mar at 05:39 PM on Rematch hate

  • RT @iamCharda: @MzDemeanor Yes #JohnMayer is showing out put him on the #Rihanna list. #fail>>yea I was disappointed

    Tue 23 Mar at 08:01 PM on Rihanna hate

  • Idk how I feel about the earring necklace. #fail #riptherunway

    Mon 15 Mar at 10:55 PM on Riptherunway hate

  • I'm convinced that no good looking black men work n #RTP. I've seen 16 aliens n 2 days. #fail

    Thu 28 Jan at 12:15 PM on Rtp hate

  • #rule Do not play "Superman High" n my presence. I still can't believe R. Kelly made that shit. #fail

    Sun 11 Apr at 02:57 PM on Rule hate

  • RT @iamCharda: @MzDemeanor Did you bring the #saltwater back?>>I just pour salt now. But they r out on the walkway now. #fail

    Fri 21 May at 12:45 AM on Saltwater hate

  • RT @badskinwavyhair I feel like a ass I didn't know "I get around" was a computer love sample >>the Pac joint?

    Fri 09 Jul at 06:14 PM on Sample love

  • @iamCharda so I finally corrected her. She kept saying "scrept" #shawu #fail

    Fri 05 Mar at 09:47 AM on Shawu hate

  • RT @MonicaMyLife: RT @Drey2R4U: @Geneva79 Right @MonicaMyLife be killing it in the shoe department if nothing else. THANKS.. I love shoes

    Wed 07 Jul at 12:08 AM on Shoes love

  • @Ducedatruth RT:#shoutout to the bitch that say "I see what you been saying on FaceBook" Bitch we friends how could you not see it #fail>LOL

    + View all 2 msgs | Tue 22 Jun at 11:56 PM on Shoutout hate

  • Y do I hear this bitch talking on the phone and I got my earphones in? #fail #shutup

    Thu 22 Apr at 08:25 AM on Shutup hate

  • I'm am sooooo #sleepy! #fail

    Thu 01 Apr at 06:47 PM on Sleepy hate

  • Training #sucks. He is flyijng thru this stuff like we know this product. Sir.....we r new. #slowdown

    Mon 18 Jan at 09:14 AM on Slowdown hate

  • Everytime I #smash my ex his bday comes out on the pick 3 & my black ass never plays it. #fail

    Thu 14 Jan at 02:47 PM on Smash hate

  • Ima have to have a talk with my co-worker after I fix this shit b/c this nigga ain't know #wth he was doing. #smdh #fail

    + View all 5 msgs | Sat 10 Apr at 09:53 AM on Smdh hate

  • @LaFemmeKristina RT: @MzDemeanor I think I already know #fail >>Exactly. #smh DAMNIT! #badmotives lol

    + View all 14 msgs | Mon 24 May at 09:05 PM on Smh hate

  • #nowplaying "Step In the name of love" REEEMIIIX SN: Kells knows its my bday. lol

    Wed 24 Feb at 12:28 AM on Sn love

  • @CmeCmoney Hell naw. I hate #snitches and I can't handle all that death.

    + View all 2 msgs | Thu 15 Apr at 09:29 PM on Snitches hate

  • Whoever made that damn #snooze button fucked up my morning 2 days n a row. #fail

    Thu 29 Apr at 07:30 AM on Snooze hate

  • #songsihate "Break Up" Mario, Gucci, and them. #fail

    Wed 23 Jun at 12:28 AM on Songsihate hate

  • Diddy cannot read. #sos #fail

    Fri 05 Feb at 08:33 PM on Sos hate

  • #factaboutme I LOVE soul music. I.e Musiq Soulchild (my fav), Erykah Badu, & Jill Scott

    Sat 30 Jan at 08:44 PM on Soul love

  • @iamCharda they talk abt it & both parties agree on it. Or if your name is Ryan, u just assume yall go 2gether. #fail #spooky

    Fri 29 Jan at 09:59 PM on Spooky hate

  • Lmao. #oneofmyfollowers just told me that he was gonna #stalk me. #fail

    Sat 13 Mar at 12:26 AM on Stalk hate

  • It's funny when guys at my job call themselves tryna use my love for music and sports to their advantage. #fail #stillnotinterested

    Tue 27 Apr at 11:01 AM on Stillnotinterested hate

  • Damn! Somebody tried 2 take out Wacka. #fail #stoptheviolence

    Tue 19 Jan at 03:18 PM on Stoptheviolence hate

  • "Pretty Girl Swag" sucks just like "Pretty Boy Swag." #fail

    Sat 17 Jul at 01:56 PM on Swag hate

  • Guess I'll take a nap til tip off. I just saw the final score to the #syracuse game. #fail. We'll take the next 1 fa sho.

    + View all 1 msgs | Sat 06 Mar at 08:18 PM on Syracuse hate

  • How n THE HELL does this man get so far off task??? I just don't get it. Can u say #tangent? #fail

    Thu 18 Feb at 07:12 PM on Tangent hate

  • @whoisejones lol. Naw I ain't know that. Tank is cool ppl.

    Fri 09 Apr at 12:10 PM on Tank love

  • lol!! This nigga showed up with a cowboy hat. #fail #tcap

    Mon 14 Jun at 12:42 AM on Tcap hate

  • RT @MissChavalz: @MzDemeanor u know our motto "can't beat it till you eat it" lol>>#thatisall I was 2 anxious last time & missed out. #fail

    + View all 3 msgs | Wed 09 Jun at 03:13 PM on Thatisall hate

  • @aiyodub RIGHT!! That's some ol bullshit tho. lol. Everybody knew except LeBron. lol. We still gotta wait a whole year for #thegame. #fail

    Fri 21 May at 12:12 AM on Thegame hate

  • #thingslamessay "Big ups to all my haters." #fail

    Sat 13 Mar at 12:08 AM on Thingslamessay hate

  • I feel 2 close 2 the stage. #fail where da niggas at? #tooearly

    Sun 21 Mar at 10:53 PM on Tooearly hate

  • Shoutout to @MissChavalz for thinking of me. #fail for telling me at tipoff. lol #torn

    Wed 26 May at 08:38 PM on Torn hate

  • I luv Wayne but he had no place on that "No Love" track with Eminemn. GOT DAMN! Eminem KILLED that shit.

    Sat 12 Jun at 02:36 AM on Track love

  • I hate troubleshooting with hyper people. Calm the fuck DOWN!

    Wed 19 May at 11:29 AM on Troubleshooting hate

  • I might have to pull out some of my saved #tts today b/c I can't deal with the ones that are trending. #fail

    Thu 22 Apr at 08:31 AM on Tts hate

  • #dishnetwork Please pick up #tvone. That is your only downfall. I'm gonna miss @TheRealLRaye's show. #fail

    Thu 08 Apr at 04:17 PM on Tvone hate

  • @whoisejones #fail lol Well it's a lil tight upon entry so this should be super quick. #twitterafterdark

    Thu 01 Apr at 12:53 AM on Twitterafterdark hate

  • #uainthittinitright if you have to use lube for a chick in her 20s. #fail

    Wed 11 Nov at 08:04 AM on Uainthittinitright hate

  • RT @iamCharda: @MzDemeanor can you get Keysh,Niv,Jeezy & Ross at my bday party,you have 10 months... Leggo>>#unrealistic #fail

    Tue 19 Jan at 09:07 AM on Unrealistic hate

  • I'm #sickof ppl who get a gf or bf & 4get about life. #urlame #fail

    Tue 19 Jan at 10:42 AM on Urlame hate

  • #random I hope my husband has 20/20 vision b/c my vision SUCKS!

    Tue 27 Apr at 03:24 PM on Vision hate

  • #random If u hate Walmart like me, go at night. I went about 2 hrs ago and was in and out. #straightlikethat

    + View all 1 msgs | Sun 25 Apr at 01:05 AM on Walmart hate

  • HOLLLLLLL UP!! It's a such thing as #wangwednesday and yall muhfuckas ain't tell me??!! #fail

    Wed 07 Jul at 10:56 PM on Wangwednesday hate

  • RT @CmeCmoney: @MzDemeanor u kno im nt a big fan of #oral jst give me the dick! He's a #fuckintease like @awatts09>lol. #weaintfriends #fail

    Thu 14 Jan at 03:27 PM on Weaintfriends hate

  • RT @whoisejones: and im waitin for 2nite...ohohohooo>>lol #fail #weak

    Thu 11 Mar at 02:55 PM on Weak hate

  • My weekend sucked so bad I'm bout 2 go bullshit wit da homie on a Monday nite & work at 8. #smdh. #rockstarshit

    Tue 04 May at 01:10 AM on Weekend hate

  • @Southern_Bell3 RT: Lol I love u like niggaz love welfare ? Lmaoooo #boondocks okayy that got me !>>LOL #converted

    Sun 23 May at 11:40 PM on Welfare love

  • I swear I threw away about 10 flyers at that damn probate. #fail No college parties 4 me. #weoffthat

    Mon 19 Apr at 08:38 PM on Weoffthat hate

  • lol at Chilli!!! She is crazy. #whatchilliwants She said "He's never even seen a pic of my kid and he already has a nickname for him." #fail

    Sun 18 Apr at 10:52 PM on Whatchilliwants hate

  • #wheniwasafreshman I was a Computer Science major. CLEARLY I didn't know what the FUCK that entailed. #fail

    Thu 27 May at 09:25 PM on Wheniwasafreshman hate

  • #whereimfrom everybody knows everybody. #fail

    Tue 20 Jul at 02:31 AM on Whereimfrom hate

  • Fuckin wit yall & I'm gettin my ass whipped n Bowling on the #Wii. #fail

    Mon 12 Apr at 12:16 AM on Wii hate

  • Sometimes being a woman of my word SUCKS! I promised this aggravating ass nigga I'd take him 2 get mexican food a whole yr ago. #fail

    Tue 06 Jul at 04:15 PM on Word hate

  • RT @RHEmarkable: my hair reeks of smoke. dammit. #worstfeeling>>yea that #sucks

    Sat 03 Apr at 11:54 PM on Worstfeeling hate

  • @RaleighNews RT: Man shot to death in Cary's first homicide since 2008 http://bit.ly/ai26Lt >>#WTH?? That's in my neck of the woods. #fail

    + View all 2 msgs | Sat 10 Apr at 11:36 AM on Wth hate

  • @Southern_Bell3 RT: My hands r sweatin all crazy right now. #Yuck >>My hands do that shit regularly. #fail

    Sun 23 May at 12:58 AM on Yuck hate

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